things i don’t own enough of
• lingerie
• candles
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them


Tyler Joseph? Josh Dun? No—my favorite member of Twenty One Pilots is Chris Joseph.

In Submarine, there’s two strands of music. One is orchestral, which Andrew Hewitt composed and is almost like his personal soundtrack which he presses play to in his head. Then you have the songs written by Alex Turner, which exist physically on the mixtape Oliver Tate’s father gives him. Alex’s songs are great because they’re humorous without being jokey. His songs have been really good at telling the tale of love gained and love lost. - Richard Ayoade

Alex Turner, ladies and gentlemen. // Credit


[listens to a fall out boy song] yes this is my favorite [listens to another fall out boy song] this is also my favorite [listens to every fall out boy song] yes, my favorite


y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies


Original photography of Hot Fuss cover by Matthias Clamer

It’s nearly time 


when you finally receive an ask during one of those ask games



date ideas

  • garlic bread


if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people


this vine is so goddamn important